Guitar Talk (people who play guitar blog)

>>most pilots I know have an attention span of at least 45-60 seconds<<
Lars,
Yes I know, and they brag about it all the time. I take it in stride by changing the subject after about every thirty seconds.
Todd
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>>It's nice to know a pilot has an attention span of 30 secs.<<
Ted,
Please abbreviate your posts.
Todd
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Wow Lars, that was a long one! Since my attention span is about 30 seconds, you had me for the first five lines (but that was a quality 30 seconds).
HGT
Todd

Did you hear about the fiddle player that played so out-of-tune that even the steel guitar player noticed.
(I'm the only one allowed to tell this joke.)
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Todd

This banjo player is on his way home from a bluegrass festival. His wife calls and reminds him to stop by the grocery store and pick up a loaf of bread. His worry though is leaving his banjo laying on the backseat while he goes in the store. So he is very careful to find a parking space that is well lighted and near the front door. After finding the perfect spot, he locks his car, arms the alarm, and proceeds quickly to the store's front door. Mr. banjo player barely gets one foot inside the store when he hears shattering glass and his car alarm. Running back to his car, he is thinking the worst. As he arrives back at his car he sees the broken glass. He looks in the back seat to find that there is another banjo laying next to his.
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Todd

>>I can take anyones moderator-staus away<<
Ted,
Is somebody correcting your posts? I had a little trouble spelling Porsche last week, but Mel let me correct it on my own.
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Todd

>>BTW, I thought it was Porsche; not that I would know<<
Mel,
Alright, I went back and fixed it. I thought it didn't look quite right but, I am speller boy...... I CAN spell Ford correctly.
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Todd

>>...a banjo player with a pager.<<
Katie,
We know the same jokes! Alright, banjo player joke #3.
A public announcement you will never hear: "Will the banjo player please come move his Porsche."

I'm in Vancouver today. You guard the east and I'll watch the west.......
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Todd

What is the difference between a dead banjo player in the middle of the road and a dead frog in the middle of the road?
Answer: The frog was more likley, on his way to a gig.
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Todd

>>And by the way, did you refer to a map when correcting my geography-orientated shortcomings?!<<

Katie,
Are you kidding? Ofcourse I looked at a map. I've killed too many brain cells since 1978 to have possibly remembered the Gulf of St. Lawrence. Just a little "ribbing" from the steel guitar section. Hope you didn't mind.
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Todd

>>1978 eh? (I was just being conceived at that time...)<<
Katie,
Although I had a wild time in Halifax, N.S., I was on my best behavior on P.E.I., really!

>>I live in a big yellow farmhouse, about 100 yrds from the Atlantic<<
Atlantic? Are you sure it's not the Gulf of St. Lawrence or the Northumberland Strait? Whatever body of water it is, it sounds beautiful.

>>are you and your fellow Texans handling the heat<<
In Texas, the heat is just part of our summer. Nobody gets bent out of shape because of the heat.
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Todd

Katie,
Glad to have P.E.I. represented. Spent a couple of nights there in 1978 on a gig in Charlottetown. Just like the rest of the Maritimes, friendly and respectable people. I'm the steel guitar guy on this forum. I'm the guilty party in starting the stupid banter about pro wrestling and cheerleading. Things were getting kind of dull around here. Enjoy that beautiful (but short) summer you have. The heat is stifling here in Texas.
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Todd

>>it is modern dance to it's logical American culmination!<<
And cheerleading is a sport!............
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Todd

Professional wrestling is real!
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Todd